Solid Jokes

Short Funny Jokes
A modern employer is one who is looking for men between the ages of 25 and 30 with 40 years of experience.
What did one magnet say to the other?
I find you very attractive.

Crime doesn't pay...
Does that mean my job is a crime?

What's the definition of lawyer?
The larval form of a politician

" Do you think I should put more fire into my editorials?" the writer asked.
"No," said his editor. "Vice versa."

What part of the car causes the most accidents?
The nut that holds the wheel.

Customer to used-car Salesman: "What I'd really like is a car that runs as smoothly as you talk."
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Will- power
'Mummy, please give me another piece of ice-cream,' said little Bunty.
'But you've had seven already,' her mother pointed out.
'Just one more mummy.'
'Well, this must be the last.'
'Thank you, mummy - but I must say that you've got no will- power
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Shadi se Pehle ...
A sher is getting married in jungle. There is a big bash and all animals are dancing to the tune of loud music being played.
In a corner a chooha too is dancing.
He is asked, "Are bhai choohe, aap kyu nach rahe ho?"
"Mere chote bhai ki shadi hai....Nachunga Nahin? "
"Sher kabse aapka bhai hone laga?"
"Shadi se pehle main bhi sher tha!", replied chooha.
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